Joseph Roux

"A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool." - Joseph Roux

Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Norm Papernick

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad." - Norm Papernick

Blade Runner (1982), film

“The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy.” – Eldon Tyrell, Ridley Scott's Blade Runner (1982)

John F. Kennedy

"We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda; it is a form of truth." - John F. Kennedy

François Mauriac

"'Tell me what you read and I'll tell you who you are' is true enough, but I'd know you better if you told me what you reread." - François Mauriac (French Writer)

George Orwell

"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others." - George Orwell

George Bernard Shaw

"Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability." - George Bernard Shaw

Oscar Wilde

"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating." - Oscar Wilde

Thomas Jefferson

"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it." - Thomas Jefferson

Lawrence Durrell

"It takes a lot of energy and a lot of neurosis to write a novel. If you were really sensible, you’d do something else.” – Lawrence Durrell (British Novelist)

Blade Runner (1982), film

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.” – Roy Batty, Ridley Scott's Blade Runner (1982)

Glaser and Way

"The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it." - Glaser and Way

Betrand Russell

"The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution." - Bertrand Russell

Ambrose Bierce

"To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice." - Ambrose Bierce

H. P. Lovecraft

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." - H. P. Lovecraft

Amy Benfer

“There is nothing wrong with being a sex object if your object is to have sex.” – Amy Benfer

Henry Miller

“Obscenity is a cleansing process, whereas pornography only adds to the murk” – Henry Miller (American Novelist)

Percy Bysche Shelley

“A man, to be greatly good, must imagine intensely and comprehensively; he must put himself in the place of another and of many others; the pains and pleasures of his species must become his own.” – Percy Bysche Shelley (English Romantic Poet)

Speaking of Bodily Functions...

"I'm not here to wipe your ass; I'm just here to give you the key to the bathroom." - me, actually!

Something I unfortunately didn't say, but was definitely thinking when helping a customer on the copier today.

Mark Millar

"I’m always amazed to see people saying they can fire out stories and find it easy. The only thing your body can fire out easy is diarrhea and I want my comics to be a little better than that." – Mark Millar

Liam Sharp

"I can't for the life of me imagine why God would create man, but I can certainly fathom why man would need to create God."— Liam Sharp

Seth Fisher

“Art is really just problem solving in action. You start with a few lines, then you try to balance those lines with other lines compositionally, then you balance that with trying to explain a certain space or emotion….Perspective, composition, timing, and color theory are technical skills. You have a problem, and you have this toolbox full of techniques that you use to paint a totally unique bridge from an assumption to its implications.” – Seth Fisher

Philip K. Dick

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick

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And don't worry, those recycled Facebook quotes will be coming just soon enough. :P