Peter De Vries

"It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us." - Peter De Vries

Hubert H. Humphrey

"In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be." - Hubert H. Humphrey

Robert Pirsig

"There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology - the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good." - Robert Pirsig

Battlestar Galactica (2003-2009), television

"I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly because I have to - I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language!

But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! I'm a machine! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! And why? Because my five creators thought that God wanted it that way!"

- Brother Cavil, Battlestar Galactica (2003-2009)

George Orwell

"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it." - George Orwell

Voltaire

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire

Mark Twain

"Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven." - Mark Twain

Oliver Wendell Holmes

"It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Rita Mae Brown

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown (American Writer)

G. K. Chesterton

"An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered." - G. K. Chesterton

Ben Hecht

"Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock." - Ben Hecht

P. J. O'Rourke

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." - P. J. O'Rourke

George Orwell

"Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it." - George Orwell

Scott Adams

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." - Scott Adams

Elie Wiesel

"There is a difference between a book of two hundred pages from the very beginning, and a book of two hundred pages which is the result of an original eight hundred pages. The six hundred are there. Only you don't see them." - Elie Wiesel

Robert H. Schuller

"Tough times never last, but tough people do." - Robert H. Schuller

Thomas Wolfe

"All things on earth point home in old October; sailors to sea, travellers to walls and fences, hunters to field and hollow and the long voice of the hounds, the lover to the love he has forsaken." - Thomas Wolfe (American)

Albert Einstein

"Ethical axioms are found and tested not very differently from the axioms of science. Truth is what stands the test of experience." - Albert Einstein

John Muir

"Going to the woods is going home, for I suppose we came from the woods originally." - John Muir

Fernando Pessoa

"To feel today what one felt yesterday isn't to feel - it's to remember today what was felt yesterday, to be today's living corpse of what yesterday was lived and lost." - Fernando Pessoa (Portuguese Poet)

Paul Beatty

"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door." - Paul Beatty

Alan Key

"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay

Victor Hugo

"I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses." - Victor Hugo (1802-1885)

John le Carre

"Coming home from very lonely places, all of us go a little mad: whether from great personal success, or just an all-night drive, we are the sole survivors of a world no one else has ever seen." - John le Carre, "The Chancellor Who Agreed To Play Spy", The New York Times, May 8, 1974

Ernest Hemingway

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway (American Writer)