Ambrose Bierce

"To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice." - Ambrose Bierce

H. P. Lovecraft

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." - H. P. Lovecraft

Amy Benfer

“There is nothing wrong with being a sex object if your object is to have sex.” – Amy Benfer

Henry Miller

“Obscenity is a cleansing process, whereas pornography only adds to the murk” – Henry Miller (American Novelist)

Percy Bysche Shelley

“A man, to be greatly good, must imagine intensely and comprehensively; he must put himself in the place of another and of many others; the pains and pleasures of his species must become his own.” – Percy Bysche Shelley (English Romantic Poet)

Speaking of Bodily Functions...

"I'm not here to wipe your ass; I'm just here to give you the key to the bathroom." - me, actually!

Something I unfortunately didn't say, but was definitely thinking when helping a customer on the copier today.

Mark Millar

"I’m always amazed to see people saying they can fire out stories and find it easy. The only thing your body can fire out easy is diarrhea and I want my comics to be a little better than that." – Mark Millar

Liam Sharp

"I can't for the life of me imagine why God would create man, but I can certainly fathom why man would need to create God."— Liam Sharp