Robert Mitchum

"Life’s hard. But it’s a lot harder if you’re stupid." – Robert Mitchum, The Friends of Eddie Coyle

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"You may be perfectly sure that if Columbus was happy, it was not after he had discovered America, but when he was discovering it." - Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Idiot (Book 3, Chapter 6)

George Carlin

"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect." - George Carlin

Evelyn Waugh

"It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste." - Evelyn Waugh

Albert Camus

"Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity." - Albert Camus

Joseph Roux

"A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool." - Joseph Roux

Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Norm Papernick

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad." - Norm Papernick

Blade Runner (1982), film

“The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy.” – Eldon Tyrell, Ridley Scott's Blade Runner (1982)

John F. Kennedy

"We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda; it is a form of truth." - John F. Kennedy

François Mauriac

"'Tell me what you read and I'll tell you who you are' is true enough, but I'd know you better if you told me what you reread." - François Mauriac (French Writer)

George Orwell

"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others." - George Orwell

George Bernard Shaw

"Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability." - George Bernard Shaw

Oscar Wilde

"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating." - Oscar Wilde

Thomas Jefferson

"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it." - Thomas Jefferson

Lawrence Durrell

"It takes a lot of energy and a lot of neurosis to write a novel. If you were really sensible, you’d do something else.” – Lawrence Durrell (British Novelist)

Blade Runner (1982), film

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.” – Roy Batty, Ridley Scott's Blade Runner (1982)

Glaser and Way

"The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it." - Glaser and Way

Betrand Russell

"The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution." - Bertrand Russell

Ambrose Bierce

"To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice." - Ambrose Bierce

H. P. Lovecraft

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." - H. P. Lovecraft

Amy Benfer

“There is nothing wrong with being a sex object if your object is to have sex.” – Amy Benfer

Henry Miller

“Obscenity is a cleansing process, whereas pornography only adds to the murk” – Henry Miller (American Novelist)

Percy Bysche Shelley

“A man, to be greatly good, must imagine intensely and comprehensively; he must put himself in the place of another and of many others; the pains and pleasures of his species must become his own.” – Percy Bysche Shelley (English Romantic Poet)

Speaking of Bodily Functions...

"I'm not here to wipe your ass; I'm just here to give you the key to the bathroom." - me, actually!

Something I unfortunately didn't say, but was definitely thinking when helping a customer on the copier today.